To the Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy Secretary,and To the Chair of Ombudsman Services:Property.For Clarity - Attempt 601.
Jeremy Corbyn For Prime Minister.
601) Who's Who - and more importantly - Who Isn't.
Dear Mr Clark and Lord Tim Clement Jones,
Warrington Guardian reporter, Adam Everett, tells us,"He is a man of the cloth and the boss of a national energy and communications regulator, and now Reverend Lewis Shand Smith is rubbing shoulders with the likes of Barack Obama and Pope Benedict XVI."
Q. Mr Clark, Lord Tim Clement Jones, isn't he also boss of property and was that omitted from the article due to the widespread consumer dissatisfaction with the way their complaints were mishandled by the boss?
Adam Everett continues,"The Reverend Shand Smith, the chief executive of the Daresbury-based Ombudsman Services, has been honoured with a place in the Who's Who 2017, an invite-only book profiling the great and the good from across the globe."
Q Mr Clark, Lord Tim Clement Jones, the Rev Smith refers to complainants as, "a stock-of work," Shouldn't their profile be raised by honouring them with a name and not a number and asking them if the, "great and the good" had handled their complaint: very satisfactorily, satisfactorily, neither, unsatisfactorily or - as was the case from 2009-2010 - very unsatisfactorily?
Next,"He said, 'It's a huge honour - I was quite taken aback by it."
Q. Mr Clark, Lord Tim Clement Jones, the vast majority of property complainants were quite taken aback by the illogical Final Decisions they received from The Rev Shand's property ombudsman. Why are you covering up this huge injustice?
And,"The Reverend Shand Smith tells his life story and achievements in 19 lines, which is five more than Barack Obama and ones less than Pope Benedict XVI."Q. Mr Clark, Lord Tim Clement Jones, why aren't property complainants asked for the story of their customer journey and why are so many left abandoned at the end of it - cattle-trucked?
Finally, we're told that The Rev Smith is saving up to buy a copy as they cost an obscene £295.
Q. Mr Clark, Lord Tim Clement Jones, £295 is just under 6 of The Rev Smith's, "financial awards" to his property complainants. Isn't it quite an achievement of his to preside over the spectacular decline in so-called, "financial awards" from £1.511.769 in 2009 to 50 quid in 2016?
We asked The Rev Smith for the contact details of all those dissatisfied complainants of his so that we could try and help them tell their story in as many lines as they needed but he hasn't yet got back to us.
Merciful Jesus, what's going on?
Yours sincerely,Workstock no. 510458.
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Monday, 19 June 2017
601) Who's Who - and more importantly - Who Isn't?
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