Flashman Jr. To Be Expelled From Big Society's Biggest Club House?! (460)

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To the Business Secretary:
For Clarity - Attempt 460

460) Flashman Jr. To Be Expelled From Big Society's Biggest Club House?!

Dear Mr Javid,

It seems wholly inappropriate that The Beast of Bolsover should be turfed out of the home of The Mother Of All Democracies for merely speaking what many take to be the truth - that Flashman Jr. is a dodgy geezer. Wouldn't it have been fairer if poor Dennis Skinner MP had remained in situ and The Speaker had instead insisted that Mr Cameron leave the Chamber to sit on the naughty step and reflect on his "team's" arrogant attempt to dismiss the P.M.'s tax affairs as merely being, "a private matter" when quite clearly they weren't?

No doubt conniving conservative conspirators are busily plotting his "Camexit" from No.10 as we write.

Transparency?

On the 3rd April 2013, Francis Maude announced to the world that;
"My Government is committed to transparency - it is at the heart of our reforming agenda in the UK."

The mere fact that this small and belated degree of transparency - from a party boasting that transparency would be at the heart of what it did - had to be dragged screaming out into the open in this way speaks volumes for the Big Closed Society we now live in and Francis Maude's ability to talk utter shite.

Unsurprisingly, Francis Maude hasn't stepped up to the mark and hasn't published his tax returns. So no; heart, guts, leadership or transparency there.

Q. Mr Javid, if the Prime Minister, Chancellor, Leader of the Opposition and Shadow Chancellor can all publish their tax returns in a New Golden Age of Transparency, why can't Ombudsman Services publish a full, open and transparent account of how they maladminister consumers' complaints?

Yours sincerely,
Steve Gilbert - The Ombudsmans61percent Campaign.